Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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