Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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