Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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