it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
They have beer where we have blood.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
