Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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