I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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