HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
