I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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