You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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