no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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