at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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