AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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