we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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