The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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