he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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