Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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