What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Randomize
