Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize