Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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