I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I love you.
Bad choice
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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