If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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