Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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