what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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