there was a trapeze. enough said
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
