we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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