I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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