apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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