I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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