everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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