Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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