What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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