you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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