Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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