One girl and one boy is just not enough.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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