Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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