i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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