just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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