your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
A+ Viking dick
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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