I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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