If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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