i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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