Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So gin and wine won't be happening again
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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