Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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