It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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