That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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