We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Randomize
