Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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