she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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