quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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