physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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