I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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