is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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