he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
