i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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